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Dear Mom, I Hate You
Since the Mission District was established by urban explorer Straüs VanMission Sløot in 1989, no bar within the jurisdiction of its confines has inspired such polarizing opinions from people as Dear...
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An Open Letter to Kixeye
Dear Kixeye,I am writing you regarding your the advertisements that you have elected to put on the side of every BART and Muni car in the Bay Area. You know the one--the one with the wolf? And its...
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Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Hey guys! Even though Cinco de Mayo is a made-up holiday perpetrated by tequila interest groups, it still rules. Be safe out there, and if you go home with someone, make sure to wear protection:Happy...
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Is Pork Sausage the Dogshit of Baby Jesus in Your Goddamn Fucking Mouth?
To answer your question, yes.Categorized: The Great OutdoorsTagged: Pork Sausage3 Comments
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QUIT IT, MARK
Look, Mark. We get it. You are our generation's poster child for technological innovation and entrepreneurship. You are the CEO of a very powerful company that connects the world with their closest...
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A Semi-Fictionalized Portrait of Coffee Shop Customers
Volume 1: Caramel OffsetsThis had been the worst day of Janet's life. She floated down the street incredulous as to how everything had gone so wrong, teetering on the highly erodible cusp of a full...
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CityMatch: Easing the Transition from College to Urban Life Since 1998
Thanks for coming to CityMatch™! We’re really happy you could make it. Please, have a seat over there. We here at CityMatch™ have been working tirelessly help to assimilate you to your first...
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Noise Pop Is An Imaginary Music Festival
It's that time of year again--when we celebrate a week of local music in the Bay Area by boasting Noise Pop: the Bay Area's premiere indie music festival. Truly, it's an exciting time to be alive....
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In Defense of Liz Claiborne's Pursuit of Adobe Books
Look guys. It's known Adobe Books has been threatened by a number of factors lately, including dramatically increased rent and landlords flat out ignoring large scale citizen activist protests to keep...
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The Upside of Sequestration: No Blue Angels!
Recently, economic turmoil coupled with a lack of congressional bipartisanship has caused an downward financial slope for government subsidized programs, most recently manifested in an act known as...
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Bring on the Major Leagues
Tonight is the inaugural edition of Major Leagues--a monthlyish event at The Knockout, co-produced by UA's very own Sierra Frost, showcasing talent that is mostly and sometimes local. Featuring The...
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New Video From Mission Band Kitten Grenade
From emerging Mission band Kitten Grenade comes this precious video about flowers and being precious. You don't have to be in love with her, but I am.Kitten Grenade will play this evening at The...
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